Does anyone know (or care) if there exists out there somewhere a
software product similar to m0n0wall with a proper web gui that
functions as an NFS/Samba server. 

In my perfect world it I am looking for something kind of like this.

A m0n0like image with all of the permanent software/OS that boots off of
a flash card (16-32meg at most because they are cheap) and sees hard
disks that are attached to
the system and lets you partition/format them and assign them as exports
and samba shares.

No I don't want to turn M0n0 into this (It does it's job well enough)
but I would like to find something that already exists and fills this
niche.

David Rodgers