Perhaps I'm missing something -- if people are psyched for ssh access,
why not run m0n0bsd?
Seems like it'd be easy to add ipf(ilter) or the like, and end up with
a text-configurable firewall you can ssh to...

http://www.m0n0.ch/bsd/

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